It’s so hot in Northwest Georgia …
… a robin stole a potholder off the clothesline and used it to pull a worm out of the ground.
… the trees keep whistling for Hero.
…we used a seat belt buckle to brand the new calf.
… it got down to 93° yesterday and I caught a chill.
… Kara won’t ride her bicycle anymore for fear she’d be in an accident, get knocked out and end up cooked to death on the pavement.
… Herb dug up sweet potatoes yesterday, and they were cooked to perfection.
… Sara the cow gives evaporated milk.
… the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
(Adapted from an anonymous email about Missouri. Thanks to Uncle Louis for sending it.)