You are seriously in love with a bovine.
Yellow fat on your beef makes you happy.
Your new vocabulary includes words like teats, udder, quarters, top line, conformation, heat, and AI.
Genetics has become a fascinating subject, and you draw Punnett squares to figure out what your next calf might be.
You have come to think that a cow is one of the most beautiful animals God created, and you wonder how it took you so long to discover that.
If you have several of the above symptoms, you have probably caught the same disease I have . . . Dexteritis! It's incurable--but go ahead and try to cure it by getting some more. You might as well enjoy it!