Told (mostly) in alliterative allusions!
One of the horses wasn't quite so helpful when she reached her head in the open truck window, pulled out Herb's new copy of A Lone Survivor, and tore it up all over the pasture. We figure it was probably Brandy; and if it wasn't her, it was Brandy! I told Herb it must be a really good book. Why else would she devour it?
What would we do without our animals?! They keep us laughing!