HERO again. I have to WEAR this plastic COLLAR because I have a FLEA BITE on my SIDE and I LICKED it too MUCH and MADE it SORE!
YOU can SEE that I don't LIKE it! Would YOU? Yesterday I CRASHED into a TREE and BROKE it--YAY! It hurt my HEAD, but I was GLAD because I WOULDN'T have to WEAR it anyMORE!
But MEAN GRANDMA put DUCK tape on it and FIXED it! Is THAT fair? I'm not ALLOWED to chase CHICKENS, so why do I HAVE to wear DUCK tape? PLEASE help ME! SOMEBODY come SAVE me!