These came from our weekend guide's "Laugh Lines" by Lisa Denton. Maybe reading chicken jokes in the morning made me look closer at them this evening, but I suddenly noticed how really silly they are!
(Gypsy resting--apparently comfortably!)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!
("Hey, girls, there's food out here!")
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: She heard the referee calling fowls!
(Somebody doesn't see Sterling pretending not to see the chickens. But hey, girls,he IS a cat and YOU are birds!)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
(Victoria looking elegant!)
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?
A: Just the pit bull!
This picture reminds me of us, sometimes--we've got our heads buried so deep in something that seems important that we miss out on the moment and the beauty of the world around us.